This ONLY exists because YOU demanded it, so I don't wanna hear any shit about "HE'S A MONEY-GRUBBING WHORE!"  I may, in fact, BE a money-grubbing whore, but even I'm not THIS bad.

I presided over the nuptials of Katie Morgan and Jim Jackman on September 9, 2009, so I'm online-ordained to marry people (to each other; not to me - I'm already married).  Someone on Twitter asked about the possibility of a) getting married at SModcastle, and b) having me perform the wedding.  It was charming as fuck.  Then, another request for the same thing came in.  Then another.  And soon, there were over fifty date requests for what people called the ideal wedding chapel: fifty seats and a stage/altar.

As a former altar boy (unfucked; unloved...), I grappled with it: the idea of our theater as a church?  But then, the church had been theater for so long; perhaps it WAS time to - as Bilal would scream - SWIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!

So I live in L.A., not too far from SModcastle, I love our audience (obviously), I love LOVE (or at least state-sanctioned sex), and I have a hard time saying no (to a paying customer).

So all that said, YES - you CAN get married at SModcastle.  But it's not cheap; we priced it for people who are SERIOUS about getting married in a small-ish podcasting theater down in Hollyweird.  We provide the building and the guy to do the service.  You do everything else (pics, invites, parking, actual marriage license, etc).

Again: NOT cheap.  Contact MarryMeKev@smodcastle.com