After getting deluged with requests for SMarriages at SModcastle, we feel we've come up with an EXTREMELY unique way for you & a loved one (boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/boy) to tie YOUR knots.

As many as 50 of your nearest & dearest will fit comfily in our SMaudience, where they'll be rocked by your playlist as they enjoy haute cuisine from the streets of Los Angeles (we can refer you to any of the amazing L.A. food trucks we've previously enjoyed, but catering costs are strictly between you & the truck and not a part of our SMarriage Services package).

At the appointed hour, Kev mounts the stage (don't worry: he carries protection), kicking off a raucously randy episode of "SMarried, by Kevin Smith" - a podcast in which you and your intended are the guests of honor!

Once introduced, the Bride & Groom make their SModcastle debut, entering from backstage & joining Cap'n Cheeseball at the SMaltar (aka, the SModcastle desk). For the next 45 minutes, in a world turned upside-down, you get grilled by the Cheese, as you're flat-out interviewed by one of the most inquisitive fat fucks ever kicked off an airplane. Prepare yourselves (and your family) for an extremely candid getting-to-know-you session, as the crowd learns dirty little details of your road to romance & wedded bliss!

Then, around 45 minutes in, we whip some nuptials on yer ass! Universal Life Church ordained minister Rev Kev closes out the podcast of your life with you & your beloved exchanging vows, binding you together for all eternity (Pre-nups also not included in SMarriage Services package).

The resulting podcast is a one-of-a-kind, story-of-you audio keepsake of your most special day... and it's also ours to air and exploit! That's right, your wedding will eventually air on the weekly SMarriage, with Kevin Smith show on our SModcast Podcast Network!

Fair warning: this shit is pricey. Serious inquiries only.

Feel free to cut a side deal with Shecky, our rent-a-ring-bearer (but again: that's a service not included in the SMarriage Services package).

Again: NOT cheap.  Contact MarryMeKev@smodcastle.com